

The name behind Harveys Restaurant in South Yarra, Sarah Harvey, would rather be known for her delightful menu but she has been left rather burnt from the media blowtorch over her invoices entangled in the $30 million Victoria University fraud case. A grassroots row, if ever we've seen one. A Mrs Jessup of the neighbourhood alerted the paper and photographer Andrew Green captured the moment. "We don't own that driveway, it's part of the nature strip," Hammer hammered to Diary. The truth according to Hammer is that he made a request, like other residents have to, for the crew to clear the nature strip of his elderly neighbour, and the leaf-blower man was actually blowing grass from the driveway back on to the nature strip.
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Handy for Eugene, he hammered home his denunciation in the council newsletter, Valley View, where the "Truth of the Matter" column is "designed to correct misrepresentations such as this" - code for "Don't believe what you read in Rupert's little paper". Let us entertain you with more tales from suburban Moonee Valley, home to Dame Edna Everage's cherished Moonee Ponds and her dedicated Everage Street, where sadly, the gladioli do not grow.Ĭr Eugene Hammer, skilled in hitting the nail on the head, is at war with Rupert's Moonee Valley Leader, this time over a report that workmen were dispatched to tidy up his Ascot Vale property over an "incriminating" photo of a fluorescent-vested worker with a leaf-blower in his driveway. The shenanigans do not end with the Glen Eira roadshow moving on. It's amazing that "The Great Esakoff" and her fellow performers thought they could teeter on the tightrope forever. Local Government Meddler Candy Broad finally pulled the pin on the Caulfield circus tent when she sacked the bickering clowncillors last week, shocking the ringmaster, Mayor Margaret Esakoff, that the human freak show had indeed stayed in town far too long.

Clowning around in the burbsĪs the sun sets on the council formerly known as Glen Eira, a term of endearment makes a limited-edition comeback, for the council has finally been crowned as the clowncil it is. Before commencing a strenuous audition routine, consult your doctor. "The dancers will sing Everything Old is New Again and do Rockettes-style kicks and splits." Agile oldies can audition on September 27 by phoning (02) 8383 9500. "I want to do a chorus line with a difference," Todd told Diary. The astringent judge from Dancing with the Stars seeks women aged 50 to 80 to join his stage show Todd McKenney Live when it opens in Melbourne in November with jailbird rocker Pauline Hanson. If you are wrinkled, have a pension card and have legs that aren't totally riddled with arthritis, Todd McKenney wants you for his Golden Girls Chorus Line.
